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Issue 01 · Autumn 2026

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Two Point Hospital

Run a string of hospitals full of silly illnesses. Light-hearted management with plenty to tinker with.

Gamebrief verdict: Easy to learn
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You design and run hospitals: build receptions and treatment rooms, hire doctors, nurses and janitors, and keep patients and budgets healthy. The illnesses are pure comedy, from people with lightbulbs for heads to all sorts of punny ailments.

Each new hospital adds a twist, and three-star ratings give perfectionists a reason to go back. The tone is gentle and the menus are clear, which makes it a good first management game.

What we like

  • Friendly, funny tone
  • Clear interface, easy to learn
  • Plenty of replay value

Worth knowing

  • Later hospitals get hectic
  • Humour is very British, which not everyone loves

Where to buy Two Point Hospital

RetailerFormatLink
GOGDRM-free downloadView offer
Humble StoreSteam keyView offer
FanaticalSteam keyView offer
GamesplanetSteam keyView offer

You'll see the current price at the retailer. It often changes daily, so we don't quote it here.

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